Thursday, June 15, 2017

How do you find a new girlfriend?

How do you go about finding a new love interest? I guess the multitude of online dating options might be a good option for some.



What about those of us who are a bit unsure of the whole online dating scene?

Here's a good read if you are somewhat of an introvert.


Never give up! Keep putting yourself out there. Join a new club. Sign up for dance lessons. Take a class. Find a new hobby and meet others who enjoy your new found interests. Go to a Big Church. The large congregations often host singles gatherings. The possibilities are practically endless. Your new lover could be closer than you think!

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

What did you do now?

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving 
relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of 
you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.



Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband:

"I love you, sweetheart."

Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are hilarious 12 replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love....who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

1.  Who the hell is this?

2.  Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3.  Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?

4.  What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5.  I don't understand what you mean?

6.  What the hell did you do now?

8.  Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9.  Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will 
    die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

Kinda tugs at the heart, doesn't it?!